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Terms of sale and use

Version dated 13 September 2026. Translations are provided for convenience. In case of discrepancy, the French version is the reference version, subject to any mandatory consumer rights that apply.

Scope

These terms govern the purchase and use of Banana Vault digital collectibles, user accounts and the Vault. Buyers must be at least 18 years old. Mandatory consumer rules in the consumer’s country remain applicable where they cannot lawfully be waived.

Digital product

Each purchase concerns a digital “banana” collectible with a unique number. No physical item is shipped. The collectible is not an NFT and does not use blockchain. In V1 there is no secondary market, resale or user-to-user transfer.

Price and supply

The public reference price is €1 including tax per banana unless another total is clearly shown before payment. Maximum supply is 455,000,000 bananas, numbered up to #455000000. An issued number is never reassigned.

Order

Before payment the customer must be able to review quantity, total price and essential information. The order becomes final after server-side payment confirmation. An abandoned or unconfirmed payment does not constitute delivery.

Payment

Online payments are processed by Stripe or other payment methods enabled in the relevant flow. Banana Vault does not store complete payment-card data. Fraud screening and strong customer authentication may apply.

Digital delivery and account

After effective payment confirmation, bananas are created and attached to the user’s Vault. If delivery fails, the customer should contact support so the order can be reconciled.

Vault and acquired rights

Identifiers, unique numbers, acquisition dates and acquired rights are intended to be preserved through interface upgrades. Early bananas may keep a historic or “Genesis” status without any promise of financial value.

No financial value

No return, income, dividend, interest, future value or financial gain is promised. References to vaults, security, potassium, rarity or prestige are part of the humorous collector universe.

Banana Life and future features

In V1 Banana Life is only a preview and is not an active paid service. Future features may change, be delayed or never launch. They are not essential characteristics of a banana bought today unless expressly stated at purchase.

Withdrawal and immediate supply

For digital content not supplied on a tangible medium, the withdrawal right may be lost once performance begins after the consumer’s express request and acknowledgement of that loss, where the applicable legal conditions are met.

Refunds and anomalies

Requests may be reviewed for duplicate payment, verified technical error, payment captured without delivery or another service-attributable anomaly. A full refund cancels the rights attached to the collectible concerned, but its unique number is not reassigned.

Fraud and payment disputes

Where fraud, chargeback, abusive use or a security issue is suspected, Banana Vault may temporarily freeze the relevant account or collectible while the matter is reviewed.

Intellectual property and licence

Buying a collectible does not transfer intellectual-property rights in Banana Vault, its artwork, software or trademarks. The customer receives a personal right to use the collectible within the functions made available by the service.

Support, law and mediation

Support: support@banana-vault.com (target response time: 48 business hours). French law applies without depriving consumers of mandatory protections in their country of residence where applicable. CM2C: CM2C online referral.
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Banana Vault sells humorous digital collectibles with no monetary value or promised return.

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